hisnameisjoanne:

a duck walked down to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand

hey

bum bum bum

got any grapes?

the man said

no, we just sell lemonade

but it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all home-made

can i get you a glass?

the duck said

NO I WANT LEMONADE YOU WILL NOW SACRIFICE  YOUR SUL TO ME